Political Party Animals of Campaign 2000
Though honest and loyal, dogs tend to be selfish, stubborn and eccentric. Presidential candidates Gary Bauer, George W. Bush, Jr. and Orrin Hatch run in this campaign 2000 canine pack. Online contact information for the candidates: Gary Bauer's campaign can be reached at
Gary@bauer2k.com and Orrin Hatch is at media@orrinhatch.org. Bush's address has been difficult to locate.
Pigs are chivalrous and spirited; they possess fortitude, honesty and loyalty. Quick tempered, the few friends they make are for life. Malcolm "Steve" Forbes is the only pig among the presidential frontrunners for "Farm" control. Email Forbes at
Sheep are wise, gentle and compassionate; they have strong beliefs and are passionate about what they do. Though sometimes awkward in speech, the sheep's abilities make money. Former Senator Bill Bradley is the only Ram among the frontrunners in the race for President in campaign 2000.
Tigers are sensitive deep thinkers. Short-tempered, tigers tend to be selfish and suspicious of others. Courageous and powerful, tiger personalities among the frontrunners in the race for President 2000 are Pat Buchanan, vying for the Reform Party nomination, and the lone black candidate Alan Keyes, though his race is not an issue. Contact Keyes at
media@keyes2000.org
Rats are charming and attractive to the opposite sex. Honest and thrifty, they are easily angered, though they are good at hiding it. Vice President Al Gore and John McCain were born in the year of The Rat. Contact Al Gore at
multimediavolunteer@algore2000.com or townhall@algore2000.com. Contact John McCain at mccain2000@mccain2000.com
(Disclaimer: Note the above descriptions are based on the Chinese calendar. 2000 is the year of the Horse. 1999 is the year of the Rabbit.)
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